Nemesis Convoy Productions: EOC: Week 10: Lawyer Jokes

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

EOC: Week 10: Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.
http://www.ahajokes.com/law003.html

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

How many can you afford?
Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/225.html

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